I saw a cockroach today that was huge, it was smoking a cigarette

Today i learned what i am teaching. 9th grade history, which is greek and roman, two classes a day. 10th grade literature, which is classics, two classes a day. One section of 11th grade PE. i couldn't really ask for anything more. I am very happy with what I have. Special thanks go out to my roomate who took a bullet for all of us and volunteered for five sections of English grammar and literature.